I am aware of the lack of flesh ripping and lightning in the background, but would you get a load of how long that fucker is? It's a Mamenchisaurus, and his name is Bryan. The one in the back.
Monday, March 17, 2008
Dino of the Day - 03/17/08
Hey there all you scumfuck Dino Cadets! Here's one that'll give you a boner to end all goddamn boners!!!! Holy tit fuck and shit!
I am aware of the lack of flesh ripping and lightning in the background, but would you get a load of how long that fucker is? It's a Mamenchisaurus, and his name is Bryan. The one in the back.
I am aware of the lack of flesh ripping and lightning in the background, but would you get a load of how long that fucker is? It's a Mamenchisaurus, and his name is Bryan. The one in the back.
Wednesday, March 12, 2008
You Never Know
Another short one today. I was going to attend an interesting event with fellow paleontologist Gideon Mantell, however he "bailed" at the very last moment. His membership with the Paleontological Society is current up for review.
This may very well be a blessing in disguise, as my boss ok'd me to come in at 11am tomorrow and Friday. For an alcholic such as myself who doesn't get hangovers anymore... this means some much deserved debauchery is at hand for tonight.
ANYWAY.
A feeling of deja vu struck me while watching a lesbian flick. It was an indescribable feeling... a mixture of dread, wonder, and deception. I felt this before when I worked on the flick starring the guy with two dicks. This was a straight up lesbian flick... some cunnilingus, some dildos flying here and there... then during the last scene, one of the girls funnels water up her butt, and proceeds to squirt it out -fart noises and all- into the other girl's apparently enthusiastic mouth. They don't even go that far in enema flicks. I'm too depressed to give you guys a dinosaur today. You are all sick, twisted, and you allowed this sort of film to happen.
This may very well be a blessing in disguise, as my boss ok'd me to come in at 11am tomorrow and Friday. For an alcholic such as myself who doesn't get hangovers anymore... this means some much deserved debauchery is at hand for tonight.
ANYWAY.
A feeling of deja vu struck me while watching a lesbian flick. It was an indescribable feeling... a mixture of dread, wonder, and deception. I felt this before when I worked on the flick starring the guy with two dicks. This was a straight up lesbian flick... some cunnilingus, some dildos flying here and there... then during the last scene, one of the girls funnels water up her butt, and proceeds to squirt it out -fart noises and all- into the other girl's apparently enthusiastic mouth. They don't even go that far in enema flicks. I'm too depressed to give you guys a dinosaur today. You are all sick, twisted, and you allowed this sort of film to happen.
Tuesday, March 11, 2008
Dino of the Day - 03/11/08
Hey there Dino Cadets! I know that I have been neglecting you of your fix in recent days, so I figured I'd give you a rather epic one today. It's a scene depicting what life may have been like in the Cretaceous, showing a tenontosaur and some hypsilophodonts just palin' around. The hypsilophodont on the far right is named Gary.
Apparently I'm a Lush and the Enema King
"Your score is 45%. According to the Office of Health Care Programs, Johns Hopkins University Hospital, developers of this screening quiz, if you answered as few as 3 of these questions with a Yes it is a definite sign that your drinking patterns are harmful and considered alcohol dependent or alcoholic. Since you answered more than 3 questions Yes you should seek an evaluation by a healthcare professional."
What can I say? It's not my fault that my night-cap before going to bed for work is half a bottle of Old Crow. What's a guy to do?
Anyway, this post is gonna be short, and possibly jumbled. I have a lot to get done tonight before some fellow paleontologists come over to partake in some much needed debauch.
Work was exceptionally difficult today. In the mornings I usually arrive to find a new stack of projects on my desk. I have a theory that the man who distributes the projects hands them out from least to most disturbing... and I sit at the last desk. Dude next to me? He has himself a couple 4 hour long straight flicks making his numbers all high and delicious. And what about me? Apparently I'm the resident go-to guy for enema, fisting, and bondage flicks. I had somewhere around 8 flicks on my table and only one was a nice, regular straight-gay-or-tranny flick. I am the fucking Enema King.
On a related note, one of the day's fisting flicks involved a woman taking a foot up her butt. It was truly impressive, and I was happy to notice that the man was kind enough to put a condom on it.
What can I say? It's not my fault that my night-cap before going to bed for work is half a bottle of Old Crow. What's a guy to do?
Anyway, this post is gonna be short, and possibly jumbled. I have a lot to get done tonight before some fellow paleontologists come over to partake in some much needed debauch.
Work was exceptionally difficult today. In the mornings I usually arrive to find a new stack of projects on my desk. I have a theory that the man who distributes the projects hands them out from least to most disturbing... and I sit at the last desk. Dude next to me? He has himself a couple 4 hour long straight flicks making his numbers all high and delicious. And what about me? Apparently I'm the resident go-to guy for enema, fisting, and bondage flicks. I had somewhere around 8 flicks on my table and only one was a nice, regular straight-gay-or-tranny flick. I am the fucking Enema King.
On a related note, one of the day's fisting flicks involved a woman taking a foot up her butt. It was truly impressive, and I was happy to notice that the man was kind enough to put a condom on it.
Monday, March 10, 2008
Tests of Will
I promised I'd post "every day" ("every day" of course being every day except weekends, and the completely random event that I actually get out on a weeknight), so here it is. I've got quite a bit to say and muse upon, but I'm saving a lot of it for future updates (re: the features I keep talking about/am working on). But really, I deserve a FUCKING MEDAL. Why?
Super Smash Bros. Brawl for the Wii, that's why.
No, I'm not going to go all nerdy and video-gamey here on this blog, but I merely want to gloat and show how dedicated to YOU, the Dino Cadets out there, how much I love you, and how I promise to honor my word.
See, in years past, I was pretty damn obsessed with video games. Not so much anymore... I mean, I have a Wii, I have a bunch of games, but I rarely play it or them. I keep buying ones I know are supposed to be good (the Metroids, the Marios, etc), get all into them and play for a few hours for a day or two, and then... time to move on.
This has not and will not happen for some time with Smash. I played that nasty slut for HOURS upon HOURS, and you know what? - FUCK YOU I'M GONNA BE DOING IT ALL WEEK WHEN I GET HOME FROM WATCHING GROSS PORN. And still, I will make a solemn oath to you, my Avid Perv, that I will continue posting here.
Incidentally, e-mail me your Brawl friend code so I can kick your ass with Samus online.
Super Smash Bros. Brawl for the Wii, that's why.
No, I'm not going to go all nerdy and video-gamey here on this blog, but I merely want to gloat and show how dedicated to YOU, the Dino Cadets out there, how much I love you, and how I promise to honor my word.
See, in years past, I was pretty damn obsessed with video games. Not so much anymore... I mean, I have a Wii, I have a bunch of games, but I rarely play it or them. I keep buying ones I know are supposed to be good (the Metroids, the Marios, etc), get all into them and play for a few hours for a day or two, and then... time to move on.
This has not and will not happen for some time with Smash. I played that nasty slut for HOURS upon HOURS, and you know what? - FUCK YOU I'M GONNA BE DOING IT ALL WEEK WHEN I GET HOME FROM WATCHING GROSS PORN. And still, I will make a solemn oath to you, my Avid Perv, that I will continue posting here.
Incidentally, e-mail me your Brawl friend code so I can kick your ass with Samus online.
Friday, March 7, 2008
EMERGENCY UPDATE
Emergency update from the front lines of battle. This may be the greatest day of my life.
Thursday, March 6, 2008
Scott T. Norman has died.
I lied when I said I wouldn't be back until Monday. I lied on behalf of Scott T. Norman, one of the foremost cryptozoologists studying living dinosaurs. He has died. He saw a pterodon. And now he's dead.
His obituary:
http://www.cryptomundo.com/cryptozoo-news/norman-obit/
His pterodon sighting:
http://www.cryptomundo.com/cryptozoo-news/norman-ptero/
It was nice having you here man. Thanks for seeing a dinosaur, you lucky bastard. Rest in peace.
His obituary:
http://www.cryptomundo.com/cryptozoo-news/norman-obit/
His pterodon sighting:
http://www.cryptomundo.com/cryptozoo-news/norman-ptero/
It was nice having you here man. Thanks for seeing a dinosaur, you lucky bastard. Rest in peace.
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