the daily life of a professional scumbag and sweet pictures of dinosaurs
Wednesday, April 2, 2008
Dino of the Day - 04/02/08
I tried to find a sweet picture of a dinosaur with tons of lightning crashing down in honor of the lightning bolt I tried and failed to shave into my pubes, but I came up empty handed. This Spinosaur will have to do.
If you are easily offended, then I formally suggest you eat a ball and go away. One single, succulent ball.
I am the person who makes it possible for you - YES YOU, SCUMBAG - to find your gross-ass pornography. It is a thankless job, and probably for good reason: I just made it possible for some turd to find precisely the squirting midget flick he so desired.
Also, I'm gonna put up sweet pictures of dinosaurs. They are awesome.