I've officially had my first work related dream. Well, work related nightmare. Luckily for me it was the kind of dream where I would wake up every five minutes, pass back out, and start right where I left off.
Someone (no one recognizable) was hunched over me at my workstation, trying to convince me he has discovered the greatest new pornography ever invented. I don't believe him, so he puts it on to prove it. Turns out the next big thing in porn is going to be scenes where either the man or the woman drink poison at the beginning of the scene, then go at it. When the one who drinks poison dies, that's the end of the scene. And it just kept happening over and over again. I was stuck in my chair and my head would not move. I would wake up out of this, fall back asleep, and the next scene would go on.
I feel terrible. At least I can look at all the Dino of the Days to cheer me up tonight. Nothing funny today. This goddamn dream meant I received MAYBE 3 hours of sleep. My brain is too tired to be sarcastic and repulsed by this shit right now. But I swore to myself that I'd post every day (minus weekends, though sometimes), and damnit, I'm going to do it.
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