Thursday, March 6, 2008
Wednesday, March 5, 2008
Dino of the Day - 03/05/08
This is one sweet ass picture of a Titanosaur. He was freaking big. We're talking Lexington Steele big here, folks. Oh the wonder.
Diphallia
Hey all. I overslept a little bit, so I am running late for work today. Which also means my housemate beat me to the shower. Oh well.
In the meantime, I'd like to address the handful of e-mails and comments I received regarding yesterday's post from the front lines.
Yes, the man did indeed have two penises, no it was not fake, and believe it or not, it is a medical condition known as "diphallia". Apparently it strikes approximately 1 in every 5.5 million males, and for the most part, the infant either dies from urinary infections, or the second genital is surgically removed.
I really wanted to figure out the guy in the flick's name, but I'm pretty certain that he was one of the two names on the box that were simply first names (if I recall the two first names on the box were Brian and James).
Someone in the comments asked me for a picture... here you go:
http://www.chiflaos.com/thumbs/diphallia135.jpg
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I'm considering not even showering at this point... hurry up in there man!
In the meantime, I'd like to address the handful of e-mails and comments I received regarding yesterday's post from the front lines.
Yes, the man did indeed have two penises, no it was not fake, and believe it or not, it is a medical condition known as "diphallia". Apparently it strikes approximately 1 in every 5.5 million males, and for the most part, the infant either dies from urinary infections, or the second genital is surgically removed.
I really wanted to figure out the guy in the flick's name, but I'm pretty certain that he was one of the two names on the box that were simply first names (if I recall the two first names on the box were Brian and James).
Someone in the comments asked me for a picture... here you go:
http://www.chiflaos.com/thumbs/diphallia135.jpg
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I'm considering not even showering at this point... hurry up in there man!
Tuesday, March 4, 2008
Dino of the Day - 03/04/08
Hey there Dino-Cadets! Here it is, your Dino of the Day, you freaks. FUCKING FREAKS.
EMERGENCY UPDATE
I am posting this from the frontlines of battle. This man has TWO PENISES. I repeat, this man has TWO PENISES. They are real, and work. Do I mark this one down as double penetration??? My mind is seriously blown right now. It's not even a fetish flick. Regular old mid-90's flick, but BAM all of a sudden there's a scene with a guy who is the proud owner of two dicks.
What. The. Fuck.
What. The. Fuck.
Monday, March 3, 2008
Enemas. Enemas. Enemas.
Oh, my dear old friend, the enema film. I love you so much. Your beauty is such as a perfect brush stroke performed by Ghirlandaio. It is such as a baby's first step on its own. The light that shines from within you mesmerizes me. You paralyze me with your brilliance, enema film.
At your core, you surely represent all that is beautiful and right in this world. For you see, I understand you. No one around you can fathom your brilliance. No one has the patience to step back, muse, and reflect inward upon themselves.
Can they not see how purely you relate the human condition? Let us consider...
We begin with two characters. A woman who is receiving the enema, and a woman who is administering it. Does no one realize that this reflects stale, empty, heartless society encroaching on the purity of the human spirit? That of the human dream? Essentially, that which makes us all human?
Does no one see how, despite a little bit of lube to calm and numb the experience of life, a tube is still being shoved up your ass? The administer then proceeds to fill the asshole of the world until it simply cannot take any more. Until it is ready to burst forth from all of the burden, all of the hate, all of the inequity.
But like a phoenix, we fight back. We reach for the bedpan, and we let it rip. We let it rip so fiercely, so uncontrollably, so PASSIONATELY, that not only has that which has been forced on us been expelled, but also all the shit and dirt that we've been taking before.
Enema films represent a cleansing of the soul. A return to a primitive, pure form of being. They are beautiful and wonderful, and I am crying like a baby right now even typing this. There is nothing else on this earth that comes close.
I'm going to go donate to charity. I'm going to give to the poor. I'm going to stand on the highest building, close my eyes, and just let the wind wrap around me and take it where it will.
At your core, you surely represent all that is beautiful and right in this world. For you see, I understand you. No one around you can fathom your brilliance. No one has the patience to step back, muse, and reflect inward upon themselves.
Can they not see how purely you relate the human condition? Let us consider...
We begin with two characters. A woman who is receiving the enema, and a woman who is administering it. Does no one realize that this reflects stale, empty, heartless society encroaching on the purity of the human spirit? That of the human dream? Essentially, that which makes us all human?
Does no one see how, despite a little bit of lube to calm and numb the experience of life, a tube is still being shoved up your ass? The administer then proceeds to fill the asshole of the world until it simply cannot take any more. Until it is ready to burst forth from all of the burden, all of the hate, all of the inequity.
But like a phoenix, we fight back. We reach for the bedpan, and we let it rip. We let it rip so fiercely, so uncontrollably, so PASSIONATELY, that not only has that which has been forced on us been expelled, but also all the shit and dirt that we've been taking before.
Enema films represent a cleansing of the soul. A return to a primitive, pure form of being. They are beautiful and wonderful, and I am crying like a baby right now even typing this. There is nothing else on this earth that comes close.
I'm going to go donate to charity. I'm going to give to the poor. I'm going to stand on the highest building, close my eyes, and just let the wind wrap around me and take it where it will.
Dino of the Day - 03/03/08
HEY DINO-MANIACS. Here is a picture. Of dinosaurs just plain ol' duking it out with one another. That's what they did for fun, they didn't eat each other so don't worry.
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