Wednesday, March 5, 2008


Hey all. I overslept a little bit, so I am running late for work today. Which also means my housemate beat me to the shower. Oh well.

In the meantime, I'd like to address the handful of e-mails and comments I received regarding yesterday's post from the front lines.

Yes, the man did indeed have two penises, no it was not fake, and believe it or not, it is a medical condition known as "diphallia". Apparently it strikes approximately 1 in every 5.5 million males, and for the most part, the infant either dies from urinary infections, or the second genital is surgically removed.

I really wanted to figure out the guy in the flick's name, but I'm pretty certain that he was one of the two names on the box that were simply first names (if I recall the two first names on the box were Brian and James).

Someone in the comments asked me for a picture... here you go:

I'm considering not even showering at this point... hurry up in there man!


Michael said...

I was quick .. i almost fell. .thats how quick . . i was trying.. . .A lot of snakes have two penises. Is this what happens when people mate with reptilians from the hollow earth? hmmm....i need to sleep more

Othniel Charles Marsh said...

You should write a screenplay called "sleepless in seattle with two dicks".

"A lonely male porn star with two dicks is searching for the woman of his dreams, when suddenly he gets contacted by a young professional scumbag who sees him in a porn, sees the undeniable sadness in his face while he jams both of his dicks into one vagina, and vows to find him a woman with two vaginas."

I Tag Your Porn: The Blog said...

Aha. Prof. Marsh, you are always one to make light of the situation at hand. How typical.

However, I do commend your remarkable discovery of the pterosaur and the allosaurus.