Thursday, March 20, 2008

Ahem.

No, I haven't forgotten any of you. You see, there's some big things going on behind the scenes of the "I Tag Your Porn" office. Big changes. I'll make a press release about one of the biggies shortly. For the press. So as to feel important.

ANYWAY

Many battles won, and many lost at the office. A new magazine has appeared in the men's bathroom stall, a fellow Paleontologist showed me a much more efficient way in which to watch pornography, and the Gods of Pornography have deemed "TTTT" to exist. Now if they would only acknowledge that there are some Tranies out there who don't shave their crotch, my life would be a lot easier. I mean really, who hasn't kicked back for an evening of trannie porn and been completely aghast and angered that she's got more hair down there than on her head? Just trying to help the masses, ease the plight of my fellow man just that much more.

I have to run though. The whiskey hour is upon us, and I'm going to see Jesus with my old pal Heaven Hill. On top of that, the esteemed paleontologist Othniel Charles Marsh should be here any second to continue working on the really big plan I spoke of.

Here's a dinosaur to jack off to:



This is a leptoceratops. He is from the "Ceratops" genus of dinosaur. He's pretty shitty, not a good friend.

1 comment:

Kate said...

you're a dick. im gonna rub your stuff on my butt while you're at work on monday.