I promised I'd post "every day" ("every day" of course being every day except weekends, and the completely random event that I actually get out on a weeknight), so here it is. I've got quite a bit to say and muse upon, but I'm saving a lot of it for future updates (re: the features I keep talking about/am working on). But really, I deserve a FUCKING MEDAL. Why?
Super Smash Bros. Brawl for the Wii, that's why.
No, I'm not going to go all nerdy and video-gamey here on this blog, but I merely want to gloat and show how dedicated to YOU, the Dino Cadets out there, how much I love you, and how I promise to honor my word.
See, in years past, I was pretty damn obsessed with video games. Not so much anymore... I mean, I have a Wii, I have a bunch of games, but I rarely play it or them. I keep buying ones I know are supposed to be good (the Metroids, the Marios, etc), get all into them and play for a few hours for a day or two, and then... time to move on.
This has not and will not happen for some time with Smash. I played that nasty slut for HOURS upon HOURS, and you know what? - FUCK YOU I'M GONNA BE DOING IT ALL WEEK WHEN I GET HOME FROM WATCHING GROSS PORN. And still, I will make a solemn oath to you, my Avid Perv, that I will continue posting here.
Incidentally, e-mail me your Brawl friend code so I can kick your ass with Samus online.