Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Now Look What You've Done

I am ashamed to even call any of you Dino-Cadets. I feel dishonored by you all. With many tears and much regret, I have decided to lay our good friend Ankylosaurus to rest. Did you sickos think it would be funny to choose "Fisting" as your favorite dinosaur in the poll? Did you all sit back idly and say, "Hey! Fisting's funny! I'll vote for that because there will be no repercussions."?

Ooooh boy. Oooh boy, you were all so wrong.

From now on, Ankylosaurus is dead. He's dead to me, he's dead to you, and he's dead to this very website. You will never hear one more utterance regarding one.

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